I got a new laptop about a year and a half ago and it has these awful Macbook-style keys, except they're even worse than a real Macbook.

Then I don't understand the reference. Are you referring specifically to the Metamorphosis? Because Kafkaesque typically refers to living through insane bureaucracies.

I'll use it in a sentence,

"Hooker is being a Kafkaesque asshole."

Actually, in my experience either usage can be correct. "Kafkaesque" simply means having the qualities of a Kafka novel - the unsettling, surreal, disjointed, soul-crushing, despairing, terrifying, unknowable je ne sais quoi.

Can you please use Kafkaesque in a sonnet?

What Evilhomer said.

I'm such a dweeb I even looked it up to make sure the way I understood it was proper usage before I submitted.

Literally now also means figuratively. You're fighting a losing battle.

Literally figuratively literally fighting a literal battle.

"Impactful" is now a word that supposedly respectable people say.

These are literally the end of days, my friends.

Is her asshole in her armpit?

Is her asshole a Shinigami?

What, he's not white enough already?

Where does she dance?

She doesn't dance, surprisingly! Not a sex worker, at least as far as I know; just one of those people who take comfort in the fact that the inside of their butt is whitened.

There are probably a lot of other folds on the human body that are in dire need of lightening / whitening; if we could identify what they are, perhaps we could pioneer the market and make bank? I'm thinking maybe the gaps between your toes, hardly anyone pays attention to that, BUT THEN COMES SANDAL / BEACH WEATHER.

Oh, and great find OZ, this one's special.