Yes, you CAN live in South Dakota, but why would you want to?

Well at least its not Idaho.

South Dakota: air to breathe and an employer to work for. What more could you ask for?

And I thought the bullshit tourism campaigns for coastal Mississippi were stupid.

I think the Sioux still want it back. Why not give it to them? Win-win

At first, I read it as "You Can Now Live in South Dakota" and my first thought was "Really? Good for them"

This must've been made before gas prices fell. A lot people in the oil & gas industry are getting laid off at the moment.

They set a pretty low bar out there in flyover country.

South Dakota now barely habitable after extensive terraforming.

Maybe YOU can.

For some reason I know a bunch of people in Portland that are originally from Sioux Falls, most of which are ex girlfriends. When they show me pictures I say how I'd like to visit, and I've never heard people trashtalk any place as much as they do. Example: an ex and her brother were going back to visit family and got pulled over by the cops for going about 2 miles over the speed limit in the middle of the night. The Oregon license plates probably had a lot to do with it. They searched the car for like 2 hours and eventually found a crushed up oxycontin between the seats.. who knows how it got there? ,000 bail. Luckily grandma's rich and got them out, but still.

Welp, guess I'm moving.

I can see why this is funny, but I can also see Idiocracy coming true piece by piece.

"WE'RE NOT DETROIT!"

It will still take you several months to acclimatize to the hydrocarbon-methamphetamine atmosphere.