If wishes were horses. You'll get a bullet and you'll be grateful for it.

Leaves your zombies springtime fresh and winter white.

I like that noise a lot- the brush flying through the air at like 35 mph. So satisfying. I'm not crazy, right?

Discovery Channel is about all I watch at work because there's no cable, and holy shit it's fucking boring. Tow truckers in Alaska? Hot Rods? Mining for gold in Alaska? These are things that should be cool, but they're not: bad choreographed drama and little else. But even if this segment was 45 minutes, Slingshot Guy could hold my attention the entire time without firing a single shot.