|infinite zest - 2015-05-14 |
Oh. Didn't realize it was canned. Zemeckis to me is like that friend's dad who's pretty cool and probably did a lot of drugs but whose soul sort of died with a generation of hippies turned lawyers and property managers, hence the belief that remaking this might be as much fun for the kids as lava lamps were for him.
There are good ways and bad ways to modernize old undersea epics. Here's how to do it right:
They took what was bland and made it charming. I don't think the reverse transformation on "Yellow Submarine" is a good idea; YS worked because of its cultural context, you can't easily "modernize" it and make it work.
You damn kids who grew up with CDs rather than vinyl and Beatles songs as elevator music, probably never read the liner notes for "Yellow Submarine". Well they had a lot of surface area to cover and so they had some fun with it:
Somewhere during the hours between the years 700 and 750 (anno Domini), a brother from the Northumbrian monastery wrote of a youthful thane of King Hygelac (King of the Geats) named Beowulf ... a hero. A super-hero who arrived from far by sea to rescue Heorot ... a feasting hall built by a benevolent old king called Hrothgar ... a feasting hall that exuded the pleasures of food and music and perpetual celebration and all that was raison d'Ítre... a feasting hall which for years had been ravaged by the villainy of an evil spirit named Grendel. Having already proven his metal as a good-guy combatant par excellence (by the conquering of a picturesque sea monster and a victory over Breca in a swimming match), Beowulf goes forth to rid the once beautiful Northumbrian landscape of destructive Grendel ... a demon who indeed perishes when his arm is delicately dislodged from its socket by Mr. Wulf. The kingdom is saved (albeit after disposing of Grendel's mother who took unkindly to the action) and Heorot restored with the pleasures of food and music and perpetual celebration and colorful beauty ... a restoration which permits bigger and better glorias to be raised to the local gods addressed as Wyrds.
Some 465 years later (1215), an English king named King John signed a Magna Carta at a roost called Runnymede ... an act of prodded royalty which liberated barons and bumpkins to roust with a greater degree of carefreedom.
Some 561 years later than that (1776), a Virginia gent named Jefferson quilled a Declaration of Independence in, of all places, Philadelphia and shipped it to a king called King George which hypothetically rid a small group of new-world colonies from crimson-frocked enforcers from a faraway land ... taxations without representations vanished and the colonies flourished freely under a hero named after the colonies' capital, Washington. (Ruffled feathers on both sides of the sea have since been plucked.)
And in 1968 -- some 1,218 years anno Beo (A.B.); 753 years anno Magna (A.M.); 192 years anno Declaration (A.D.) -- bad people (Blue Meanies) still force their wills on good people (Pepperlanders) and demolish the human and physical landscape of beautiful pleasure domes (Pepperland). And Agnes -- the inquisitive baby sitter next door in California, United States of America -- will be pleased to know that there are still heroes around of the calibres of Messrs. Wulf, John, and Jefferson ... there's John, Paul, George and Ringo and their attending Lonely Hearts Club Band who sail from one place (Liverpool) at the invitation of a benevolent but old leader of another place (the Lord Mayor of Pepperland) to rescue the pleasures of food and music and perpetual celebrations and colorful beauty from the villainous hand of less-than-beautiful people (Blue Meanies) who act under the supreme guidance of the most evil spirit (Chief Blue Meanie). The Beatles come by sea (through the Seas of Monster, Time, Music, Science, Consumer Products, Nowhere, Green, Phrenology and Holes) -- each puddle supporting a lively cast of characters in a YELLOW SUBMARINE captained by Old Fred (also leader of Sgt. PLHCB) where they prove their heroic metal by outwitting a sea monster (Vacuum Man) and outswimming competition (School of Whales) even before they reach the shores of the besieged undersea kingdom of Pepperland. Once arrived at target P., they triumph over the Chief Blue Meanie's primary evil-tempered henchmen (par exemple: the Lanky Apple Bonker who assaults his prey with Baldwin apples; the corpulent Hidden Persuader with a penchant for underhanded unscrupulence; the abdominal Snapping Turtle Turk who chomps at the slightest bit; the Belligerent Butterfly Stompers who perform the tasks that any evil butterfly stompers worth their soul would perform with supreme acuity). The good guys win... the hero-Beatles triumph once again and restore the pleasures of color and music and all that's beautiful ... a restoration which permits bigger and better glorias to be sung to the reigning god of Pepperland addressed as Love.
I only have Rubber Soul. I impress people at parties with that fact, that I can only name 8 Beatles song. Not really, I don't go to parties.. :(
|TeenerTot - 2015-05-14 |
OK. And why do we need a remake?
Sanest Man Alive
Because actors and grips and producers want to get paid again, but nobody wants to pay writers enough to do something new.
Jet Bin Fever
guaranteed profit off of a recognizable brand.
|boner - 2015-05-14 |
Peter Serafinowicz was going to be Paul.
That'd take a lot of CGI.. unless this was all going to be CGI.. can't remember. Eyes maybe but other than that they really don't look anything alike
Binro the Heretic
from the looks of it, I'd say they planned to make an all-CGI movie.
This was just a demo of the motion-capture tech.
He was just going to be the voice, I think, but he'd be great at motion capture too, he has the right head movements at least. :)
|Binro the Heretic - 2015-05-14 |
...Is that supposed to be George Harrison?
|Jet Bin Fever - 2015-05-15 |
This isn't the future we were promised.
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