losing*

You've inadvertently helped me to climax. How do you feel about that?

That's what she said!!

(removes glasses)....YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Looks like he should have enabled trac controls.

Looks like he should have been in the passenger's seat.

Guy crashes his car because he was furiously fumbling his tiny dick while trying to drive it

Thanks, Oddeye. That really helps getting to the heart of the matter.

Launch control: computer does all the work to make the car accelerate from a stop to (in this case) the end of 1st gear without spinning the tires or making the car spin out. It is used with the hum0n holding the gas pedal all the way down.

The computer stops maximum babysitting after first gear for this car, and in this case the hum0n told the computer that he's an awesome race car driver on a racing track so he doesn't need computer help.

Then he buried his foot and the accelerator pedal into the floor after switching into second, the computer said "whatever" and he lost traction at the rear wheels.

Technology can be great, but a lot of the time it's more like outsourcing competence.

Like letting the little head think for the big one.

We're at a point in the horsepower wars where most high performance cars are undrivable without a bunch of computer assistance.

Most of them will kill you if you turn off all the computer aids and try to wave your dick around

Weird. I didn't know any of this stuff. I drive a Honda Fit.

So, you have a huge dick? Nice to know.

I mean it's okay

Honda fit has a lot of the same traction control aids as the corvette, minus the launch control.

ABS, Stability Control and Traction Control are required standard equipment on any new car sold in America, far as I remember.

Yeah I nearly speed into trees on a daily basis

How is corvette keeping it real vs the other new look muscle cars?

Ooo! Ooo! Car nostalgia!

My brother bought an 84 Mustang around 89 or 90. He tore that thing apart and put it back together (literally. My mother got rather edgy after the first two weeks of engine parts taking up all the floor space in the garage.) I thought it was the coolest car ever, because it was my big brother's car. And it had T-tops.

To each their own, but I wasn't impressed by the new Charger or Dodge.. they didn't capture whatever it was that made the old ones so awesome to me, but this new Corvette still captures neon palmtrees and the themesong to Miami Vice to me.

It also doesn't help that the cops drive new Chargers now.. I did see one pull a pretty awesome move the other day across a roundabout going after someone, but it wasn't badass like Bullitt doing the same thing.. :/

But then again nothing's badass like Bullitt doing the same thing no matter what that thing is, except for Teenertot's brother's car.. it was weird how both me and my older brother were super into cars at one point, and between the two of us we've owned a Dodge Spirit and Volkswagen Jetta and that's about it.

yeah but they still look like uncut American cocks so it still counts.