I'm sure this won't count as national if the end doesn't happen sharpish. Then he will be like "JC added that he meant 30 million viewers plus" or some bullshit.
Keep in mind that a surprising amount of so-called Christians are looking forward to the destruction of the planet because they believe that Jesus will come back and make everything right.
Where "make everything right" to them means that "Jesus will teleport them to heaven and punish everyone else." It's the ultimate "fuck you, got mine" fantasy.
I think you had a Texas werewolf fucking with your head that night bro.
Or those old shrooms you thought weren't working had juuuuuuust a little kick left in them.
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