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gravelstudios - 2015-06-07

It's a good bet that anybody who would interact with Chris Chan on this kind of personal level is a troll who's trying to get close enough to mess with his head. I want for Chris to find some IRL friends and some measure of happiness in life, but I remain skeptical.

Cena_mark - 2015-06-07

I hate the idea of him being scammed again, but I like that he's being more social. Tom Girl Chris Chan is less sad than classic Chris Chan, he just needs to keep the pepper spray at home.

EvilHomer - 2015-06-07

I think it's just a casual dance with a stranger at a club. There are two other videos, and it appears to be going down on some sort of drag queen night, so I suspect that the biological girls in attendance are both A) totally used to weirdos like Chris and B) boyfriend-free (read: lesbian). Granted, it COULD be yet another galpal troll, but details are scanty, and Chris has been relatively tight-lipped about his recent gay bar escapades ("relatively" by Chris standards, of course).

Anyways, this is pretty much the closest he's come to a genuine physical interaction with a girl (prostitute notwithstanding) since, well, since forever. It's fascinating to think that, after all these years, the thing which is finally getting him out of his shell and bringing his Love Quest to at least within the realm of possibility, is Chris turning into a cross-dresser and hanging out at gay bars.

Happy Fifth Anniversary of Chris-Running-A-Dude-Over-With-His-Car Day, everybody!

infinite zest - 2015-06-07

Speaking of, what's going on with armgate or whatever? I don't check Encyclopedia Dramatica because it's very cruel for the most part, but there's nothing new.

EvilHomer - 2015-06-08

IZ: ED isn't a very good source of information; for a kinder, more accurate, and far more exhaustive look into the world of Christology, you should check his official wiki:


There's also the forums, which are considerably meaner and filled with stalkers, but tend to be very up-to-date, and function much like a modern-day Poe Red:


As for Blarmsgate, as far as I know his protest campaign is still going strong, although I get the impression that he's starting to expand his horizons a bit. He's been very busy writing new stories and making new Sonichu art, which is excellent! In fact, the last few weeks have seen the biggest burst in canonical Sonichu work since he abandoned his comics and went into hiding all those many years ago. Most of these new stories revolve around Chris-Chan Sonichu's sex change and how the other Sonichus in CWCville are coping.

Anyway, speaking of the CWCki, here is the article on the gay bar (provides context and the other two videos):


EvilHomer - 2015-06-08

One of the new stories I mentioned:

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/5-21-chris-chan-sonichus-gender-tra nsformation.9698/

themilkshark - 2015-06-08

SHUT UP. POEtv's moral ramblings on the ethics of Chris Chan are sad and outdated. Chrissy Poo is a permanent art installation, some birds are definitely going to poop on it.

Oscar Wildcat - 2015-06-08

Couldn't have put that better myself. Just put a velvet rope around Chris and call him a national treasure.

infinite zest - 2015-06-08

Yeah I know about CWCki; I was just curious about the court date.. next one's in a couple of days and it doesn't seem to be bothering anyone except for me.. chances are the people of Ruckersville doesn't know Sonic from Bubsy and the outcome could be bad.. :(

EvilHomer - 2015-06-08

Birds poop on statues, sure, but WE are not birds. We are people. People do not poop on statues.

We here on poeTV are not mere beasts, but are, rather, civilized and intelligent human beings. With our higher cognitive abilities, we are capable of appreciating art. We savour it, respect it, and, when necessary, we do renovations, cleaning off excess poop so that the artwork's glory can shine through once again.

A little poop is inevitable, of course, and some might even argue, desirable, as tasteful weathering can add a touch of melancholy romanticism to any piece. But again, WE are not birds, and WE will not be the ones doing the pooping.

CIWB - 2015-06-07

He looks like he's lost weight?

Maybe it's just the dark helping, but he looks better than he used to.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-06-07

Enjoy your freedom while you can Cman.

dairyqueenlatifah - 2015-06-07

That's an awful lot of women for a gay bar.

Needtodestroy - 2015-06-07

Interestingly enough women... can be gay too.

So, you know... there you go.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-06-07


BiggerJ - 2015-06-08

Ha ha! Transgendered people sure are gross and weird!

baleen - 2015-06-08

Straight women like gay bars because there aren't tons of gross straight dudes trying to fuck them every 10 minutes, and gay men like straight women to go to gay bars so that they can grab their boobs.

dairyqueenlatifah - 2015-06-08


Typically they're called lesbians. Gay tends to refer to men. At least, as a gay man, that's how I've always understood it. I've never heard someone call a lesbian bar a gay bar before.


That's not a very nice thing to say.

EvilHomer - 2015-06-08

I don't think gay bars discriminate, DQL, at least not where I'm at. Where I'm at, most gay bars are integrated and co-ed, accepting both gay men and women, as well as *straight* men and women, who just want to come down and hang out with friends. According to the videos and the comments posted by Christorians involved in Operation Film Christine Dancing, that seems to be the case here; the club Chris prefers caters mainly to leather gays, drag queens, and gay transwomen, but a fair number of lesbians and straight boyfriend-free girls show up, too.

Things may be different in your area, however.

EvilHomer - 2015-06-08

(PLEASE NOTE: Christine is not gay! He is a lesbian transwoman! There IS a difference! He likes DYKES and CHINA!")

infinite zest - 2015-06-08

It's that wonderful time of year in Portland known as Fleet Week where the sailors all come into port and basically go pussy hunting at the downtown bars and there's always a lot of barfights that break out between trannies and sailors in the trans district (they call it a district but really it's just 3 drag bars I think) and it kind of makes sense.. a lot of people are just ignorant and it doesn't matter what latitude or longitude you are or sailor or transvestite, but sexual ideologies will always clash. Although a public figure I was amazed at how much was talked about Catlyn Jenner, but I've lived with transgenders most of my life, so I'm not a farmboy from Wisconsin, or even possibly my next door neighbors for all I know.

EvilHomer - 2015-06-08

I'm just picturing some gay bar, where this girl tries to get in, and a chaps-wearing bouncer with a handlebar mustache comes up and says "Ah think you better turn 'round, miss, an' go back right the way ya came. We don't serve YER KIND 'round here."

I would like to open a bar like that one day, to cater specifically to the MGTOW crowd. I will call it, "MRGay".

dairyqueenlatifah - 2015-06-08

Yeah I know that gay bars don't discriminate, I wasn't trying to imply that they do or should. It's just that every gay bar I've ever been to had at most one or two fag hags who'd tagged along. There's nothing but women in this video. That's just something I've never seen in a gay bar before, and seems to defeat the purpose of a gay bar in my mind. Nothing wrong with any of it though.

Of course all the gay bars I've been in tend to cater to the man's masculine man/cowboy/bear side of things, so that may have something to do with it.

fluffy - 2015-06-08

psst: lesbians exist

BiggerJ - 2015-06-08

dairyqueenlatifah: I was using sarcasm to point out that Sexy Duck Cop's post wasn't very nice.

kingarthur - 2015-06-07

Well, good for him. I hope he's not being trolled. I really, honestly, want his life to improve and for him to find some peace and happiness.

Hooker - 2015-06-07

The biopic of Chris-chan will be the greatest movie ever made.

Hooker - 2015-06-07

Like, we (our generation), in our 50s or 60s, will find out that they're making a Chris-chan movie and will get really excited. And our children/nieces/nephews/whatever will not understand who the guy is and why we're suddenly so interested but understand through our enthusiasm that this is an important cultural figure that we only just now are realizing the extent of. The kids will known on some instinctive level that Chris-chan is the kind of thing we gloss over when we talk about "back in my day," and finding out about him will help them understand how we were just as awful in our time as they are in theirs.

Hooker - 2015-06-07

Chris-chan is the picture of our Dorian Gray. We act awful and he suffers it.

EvilHomer - 2015-06-08

I found this earlier:


Yes, it is a "re-enactment" of Chris' Gamestop assault. Someone made a pilgrimage to the Gamestop, retraced Chris' footsteps, and then overdubbed the resulting footage with audio ripped from the original fan video.

People are doing this. People are literally going on pilgrimages to walk in the footsteps of Saint Christopher.

The thing I'd compare this one specific event to is the Zapruder film and the Kennedy assassination, but Dorian Gray is a good way of describing the Sonichu fandom in general.

Cena_mark - 2015-06-08

Its like the people who have been going to his court dates. Granted I can't criticize them too much, since I actively keep up to date with Christine's adventures.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-06-08

how is he not in jail and/or a mental institution yet

EvilHomer - 2015-06-08

The court keeps issuing a continuance on his hearing. They probably don't see his case as a priority, and honestly at this rate I wouldn't be surprised if they don't just let him off entirely.

The next one is coming up on the 11th, so expect to hear more about it by the end of the week.

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