Oscar Wildcat  - 2015-07-19
'41 seconds is all I could muster. Just take the stars and get the hell out of here...
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yogarfield - 2015-07-19
seems legit, definite nick bravo-tier of humanity.
you know when somebody is so visually off-putting that you tend to not hear a word they say? why are they the ones who are always making rant videos?
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simon666 - 2015-07-19
The alcohol.
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kamlem - 2015-07-19
The worst student in Miss Henson's 6th grade class.
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yogarfield - 2015-07-19 also can we just admit that is the best name here. boner is pretty great, but c'mon.
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infinite zest - 2015-07-19 My 6th grade teacher was nicknamed Mr. Hardon. I was really into QBasic at the time so I said I'd program a game for some school project, and I forgot to do it and just thought I'd print out a bunch of code jibberish like "I tried" and he saw right through my bullshit and gave me an F.
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EvilHomer - 2015-07-19 I was not in her class, but one of our kindergarten teachers was named Dr. Boner.
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infinite zest - 2015-07-20 We just called our kindergarten teacher "shitbowl."
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-07-19
The white trash side of YouTube.
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infinite zest - 2015-07-19
I think I've said this before, but in my line of work it's pretty easy to live in someone's house and not do shit. The clientele are intellectually disabled so theoretically it's pretty easy to get signage for hours you didn't work etc. And eventually they get caught but it's pretty much just termination unless there's some criminal investigation into actual abuse or neglect of the client. In either case I can't think of anyone, including one lady who burned her client by putting her hand right on the stovetop when supper was cooking because she was acting up that resulted in jailtime. In the caregiving world, Nick's a saint.
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EvilHomer - 2015-07-19 Actually, IZ and I are the same person. We are also baleen, Old Zircon, Cena Mark - in fact, everyone here is an alter-ego of the exact same person.
Everyone except for you, Meme.
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memedumpster - 2015-07-19 You lack the wholesome Tollhouse goodness of IZ, the wizened learnedness of Zircon, the cuddly sincerity of baleen, and the character development of Cena.
You wish, squire!
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EvilHomer - 2015-07-19 ... and yet, of ALL those sockpuppets, your first thoughts were of only me.
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infinite zest - 2015-07-19 It's a little bit overcooked but my ladyfriend of sorts suggested a movie called "I Am" and it's how people are connected not ontologically but rather through the heart. Among lots of other things, none of which really concern Nutty Professor or Ace Ventura. So maybe we are the same person! But until I know that for sure I'm going to go and play pinball, dudes.
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infinite zest - 2015-07-19 Oh and before I depart I love everybody on this super information website but EH holds a special spot because he does what I did for at least a while. Working with the VA isn't always easy. Keep up the good fight Homie!
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infinite zest - 2015-07-20 I put the I Am trailer in the hopper; no need to vote it up but I really liked it.
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memedumpster - 2015-07-20 IZ, you mean like in Interstellar? Love is space science!
EH, duh, you're the obvious first candidate for needing a fulltime caretaker.
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baleen - 2015-07-19
hahahahahaha this is amazing.
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chumbucket - 2015-07-19
Nick Brahvoh
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StanleyPain - 2015-07-19
You just pipe down dere, missus.
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Jack Dalton - 2015-07-19
Do you think that there will be enough incarceration-era Bravo content like this to get us through a year without his autobiographical delusions of grandeur?
What's more likely-- Spike telling fellow prisoners he is a rising star actor, or brilliant white collar criminal? (Maybe both!)
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Macho Nacho - 2015-07-19
Oh boy The BrainEnema! She's a wild ride of alcoholism and Creationism mixed into a slurry of crazy.
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Quad9Damage - 2015-07-20
Edits are for smoker's coughs.
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Quad9Damage - 2015-07-20
Edits are for smoker's coughs.
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Quad9Damage - 2015-07-20 So reality bending she gets 10 actual stars.
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