"I said lunch, not launch!"

It's privately owned; the warhead was removed, and the facility turned into a museum. The old hippie is probably a tour guide, but I'm sure he tells all the ladies that he's a guard.

Doesn't seem like much of a pickup line; I don't even tell the ladies what I do in case they're grossed out by the concept of pee and poop, I just say I do field work (really not a lie), so they probably think I sell drugs.

It is if you tell them that unless you get laid tonight, you'll nuke the entire state of California.

Yeah he's kind of like every Vice correspondent to me. But you know, V-necks, dude.

That's barely a V-neck. This guys is fine.

Heh yeah. I'm wearing a tanktop with a scarf right now. I think the Don Draper Dress Code is at Defcon 4 right now.