In the following video, he claims that his family has run hundreds of hectares of forest for 700 years and that he is of noble blood. Would be nice to know who he really was.

Midget Guardians? Getting Phantasm vibes.

This man is possibly descended from the Aen Elle elves who are from the world of Tir ná Lia who travel between worlds via portals as he describes.

The guardians he describe are possibly godlings or even forest griggs.

This is from the unreleased fifth season of Arrested Development, where you find out that George has another twin brother, who grew up in Bavaria...

Thank you baleen for reminding us of why we all come here.