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EvilHomer - 2015-10-06

Hey Cena, I notice they used your likeness at 0:47; did they pay you, or was it deemed parodic?

EvilHomer - 2015-10-06

Also, is that a regulation Coast Guard uniform, because it's AWESOME.

Nominal - 2015-10-06

All the dramatic VO and music building up to that shot made me think this was a joke.

Cena_mark - 2015-10-07

The game is called "Coast Guard". It sure as hell ain't the USCG. The guy called his vessel a "ship", we don't have ships in the USCG. I have no idea who that guy in 0:47 is. He's probably some fat civilian contractor.

infinite zest - 2015-10-07

Also on land or on sea, no person would wear medical gloves when using their iDroid or whatever that thing is. Have you ever tried to do it? Because I have and it's like dragging a dead horse to water lemme tell ya

SolRo - 2015-10-07

They're special Coast Guard spec gloves, way better than anything you civilians can get access to.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-10-06

Can't wait for the Dodge the Draft DLC to come out where you can play the son of a rich prominent family and serve your time on a cutter in US coastal waters versus the jungles of 'Nam with all of the other suckers.

Cena_mark - 2015-10-07

There hasn't been a draft in a long time. You can't talk about modern coasties like they're cowardly draft dodgers.

roscar - 2015-10-07

Cena, not everybody is talking about you.

infinite zest - 2015-10-07

Just wait until Square announces a new Bouncer game and we'll see who's talking about whom.

Cena_mark - 2015-10-07

When the Coast Guard's involved it is about me, bouncing too.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-10-07

The Bounce Guard

That guy - 2015-10-06

Finn Astaire?

Also, how old is that daughter boat, because she's looking 'seaworthy', if you know what I mean...

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-10-06

Regular sea waves don't make me dizzy but the CGI ones are doing so. Weird.

infinite zest - 2015-10-07

Yeah they're really choppy but in a different way.

SolRo - 2015-10-07

I just want to know who on this site made the game, and are you paying Cena any royalties?

chumbucket - 2015-10-07

Fred Astaire? Tap dancing his way to interdicting narcotic supply chains.

Stopheles - 2015-10-07

Even the NPC couldn't make it halfway through without turning away and looking at his phone.

jimmyboblahey - 2015-10-07

This looks awesome. I don't know why you queers are so upset. Finna stare at some hot refugee bitches ya hear me

Old_Zircon - 2015-10-07

NCIS font

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