|infinite zest - 2015-10-28 |
One of, if not my favorite, Patton bits.
|Kabbage - 2015-10-28 |
Friend of mine has "I WANT ALL THE HAM." as his 'new text message' sound. It's never not funny.
Oh, ringtones, where did you go? Riding the bus without headphones used to be so much fun..
We traded all our ringtones for ham.
|Xenocide - 2015-10-28 |
Between this and his "PUT MORE POTATOES IN THE BOWL" routine, I think it's clear that Patton Oswalt is never better than when he's baffled at gross fat Americans.
Someone please get Patton Oswalt a free vacation to the deep south. Think of the stories.
I dunno if I can find it and I'm probably telling it wrong, but there's a bit where Patton was working on.. something.. in the midwest and I guess his makeup lady also did work for KFC commercials and they all loved his Failure Pile bit down at KFC HQ
Bort am find for you:
Thanks Bortbot! I did screw it up but it seems like the more he trashes KFC the more free shit he gets. I wonder if at one point they asked Patton to be Colonel Sanders, since they were seemingly going down the list of semi-publicly recognizable comedians. Because I don't eat meat, I hate the smell of KFC, but fuck yes if that wouldn't be exactly what I would suggest if I worked in their marketing dept.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-10-28 |
Patton Oswalt gets all the stars.
I'll trade you those stars for Xeno's ringtones.. now what do I do with all the ham?
|Caminante Nocturno - 2015-10-30 |
THE HAM FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE.
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