But it wasn't.

Someone in a video game drew a penis.

Funnily enough, that was close to exactly what I pictured on reading the title too!

That's pretty much the history of the Western world since the introduction of agriculture.

Probably the history of the world before that as well, I imagine there are plenty of cave drawings of dicks...but they aren't as suitable for documentaries as antelopes.

Seriously, some of the earliest writings translate basically as "if thou seekest a goodly time, talketh to Helena".

I usually take the classy route with these things and write a big FUCK YOU and eventually move on to the more intellectual stuff like giant cocks that shoot cats out of the top.. I guess this guy spent about 24 hours on this; someone on Minecraft could get it done in less than 20 minutes I'll bet.

One of the oldest cave sites that are divided into two chambers (blah blah humans had a concept of the exoteric and the esoteric blah blah) has the exterior chamber painted with lots of animals, with the interior chamber containing a relief of animals fucking.

Humans know where food comes from. The penis.

Like the fool in More Than Human, the circuitry for this device could have powered water purification and food production for an entire planet. He had stumbled across the solution to world poverty and drought, and used it for nothing more than the construction of a virtual penis.

The idiot.

Nah, not really. The construction stuff is totally optional and getting the material to make things is literally "go into a building and take everything that isn't nailed down and bring it back to your workshop" which is light years of simplicity away from Minecraft's mine a thing to make a thing that mines a thing to make a thing that mines another thing that makes a thing that makes a thing that combines with a thing to make a thing.