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gmol - 2015-12-21

You couldn't have done it better with Kenan Thomopson.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-12-22

Speaking of which, maybe Good Burger would be an easier job for ol' Steve.


SJWFeels - 2015-12-21

I like how Steve Harvey apologizes but also blames the card. If there's one thing that's slightly complicated about beauty pageants it's the concept that "first runner up" is different than "winner." You had one job, Steve.

Hooker - 2015-12-21

He does this for a living, too.

infinite zest - 2015-12-21

How the fuck does this dumb bald homophobic asshole still have a job in the first place?

Seven Arts/H8 Red - 2015-12-22

Well, sometimes Steve Harvey gets better ratings than this one bald, obnoxious conservative asshole who watches people spin a wheel and shout letters at oblivion.

il fiore bel - 2015-12-21

Oh, and the butthurt didn't stop there, did it, oh Twitter?

Lef - 2015-12-21

Pia Alonzo is one good looking lady.

infinite zest - 2015-12-21

Survey Says.. wait where am I?

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2015-12-21

These women should be doing porn instead.

infinite zest - 2015-12-21

They will soon enough.

The Mothership - 2015-12-21

I saw this live, watching with Mrs. Mothership. We thought it was a joke at first because Ms Philippines was clearly the winner, but then it was real, and then it wasn't, and then we felt sorry for Steve Harvey and how all Colombians hate Filipinos now.

One might discount the Miss Universe competition as a simple beauty contest, but this was a big deal, there's some real Geo-politicking going on here.

Hooker - 2015-12-21

I'm going to continue dismissing it.

Nominal - 2015-12-21

Still doesn't beat Alan Thicke's Miss World 2006 trainwreck.

infinite zest - 2015-12-21

wha happend

infinite zest - 2015-12-22

Also why's it called Miss Universe? Did we try to invite other planets or something?

EvilHomer - 2015-12-22

IZ - it's an Illuminati thing. Many of these women are actually Starseeds, hailing from places as diverse as Arcturus, Vega, and the Pleiades. The global power elite know this, and hide the truth in plain sight, as they are oft wont to do.

The Mothership - 2015-12-22


infinite zest - 2015-12-22

Anybody else think that both of these were staged? Nobody gives a flying fuck about Miss Whatever anymore but stir the pot a little and all of a sudden people like me are watching this again instead of Mr. Universe, Steven

Binro the Heretic - 2015-12-22

IZ & EH,

There was an episode of "Amazing Stories" where a man holding a "Miss Universe" type pageant is confronted by an alien cabbage man (played by the one and only "Weird Al" Yankovic) who is angry because he holds the intergalactic copyright on the name and because all the contestants are from Earth. The alien doesn't threaten to sue. He threatens to destroy the planet.

In an effort to save the Earth, the pageant operator makes a deal. The alien women are allowed to compete in the contest on Earth. If an Earthling woman wins, the planet is saved. If an alien woman wins, Earth will be destroyed.

infinite zest - 2015-12-23

That's awesome. I should probably watch that show. Sounds like more fun than falling asleep to Dexter. Rick and Morty did a similar episode about an intergalactic American Idol. Basically planet destroying disembodied heads destroy every planet in the contest but the winner. It was funny but I'd be sad if we've truly run out of ideas and just need to recycle them over and over.

infinite zest - 2015-12-23

Actually I do remember the Family Dog episode vaguely. I was only about 5 when it was on and my parents were kinda strict about what I could and couldn't watch, but a cartoon was just fine. But I also think I remember it being kinda shitty.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2015-12-22

You had ONE JOB.

Binro the Heretic - 2015-12-22

Damn, Steve. That's on par with dropping a baby.

TheOtherCapnS - 2015-12-22

I'm sure the pageant people are doubly upset, because now everyone is talking about their pa... oh. Oh...

ashtar. - 2015-12-22

Does each alternate universe have a different Miss? Maybe he just came from Sliding and got confused.

infinite zest - 2015-12-22

Ha! Miss Nazi Universe could've made some big changes. It's been a while since I watched the show but didn't the inhabitants often refer to themselves as "nazi universe," "dinosaurs-never-went-extinct-universe," etc. etc.? If that's your universe then that stuff's completely normal.

RockBolt - 2015-12-23

Shh, just play along, like they did for Marisa Tomei

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