infinite zest - 2016-02-07
I haven't watched any of these videos because I don't really wanna listen to dudes talk about not touching their dingdongs for 5-20 minutes, but here's something I discovered last night. Really good sex but for whatever reason I couldn't come and that was ok because I just sort of laid there and thought about things other than the fact that I just did come. Usually when I do it's kinda like "ok sleepy time" or "I should get going now" and in this case I really started to think about my current partner in a way that I haven't for at least 5 years of one or two-night stands post-marriage. It was really really weird and awesome, and we turned out just watching Bojack Horseman and played the piano. I finally felt like myself vs. a shell of myself feeling that usually happens when I do come.
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infinite zest - 2016-02-07 Weird.. looking it up I guess I always have been, but not intentionally. But this wasn't meant to prolong any sort of pleasure: when little zest is down he's down so we just found some other stuff to do.
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EvilHomer - 2016-02-07 Interestingly, the first time I ever learned about NoFap was from a forum supposedly devoted to edging strategies. This weird experience of yours might be a gateway drug; stay strong, IZ.
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infinite zest - 2016-02-07 nah.. we did it again this morning and we both came so it's back to normal, but I have noticed my interest in jerking off by myself to people I'll never meet steadily going down.
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infinite zest - 2016-02-07 Like I used to jerk off 3 times before every tinder date so I could keep it going longer and that's not really the best strategy. It's kind of like running 10 miles before a marathon or something.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-02-07 That strategy's never made sense for me. I guess I'm just built different than most people because if I jerk it even one that day I'm done in 10-15 minutes with a partner, but if I abstain for a day or two I can usually go literally indefinitely (or barring that, 3 or 4 times that day - record is 10 a couple years ago and we only stopped because it was 3:30 in the afternoon and we still hadn't eaten breakfast).
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lotsmoreorcs - 2016-02-07 jesty just for your own spiritual growth, that tindr date pre-jacking was why none of them would give you head. not actually worried about mouth herpes, but a fish smell
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lotsmoreorcs - 2016-02-07 also...
-doesn't want to hear about guys touching their own ding dongs...
but we should listen to
"Really good sex but i couldn't come"
"at least 5 years of one or two-night stands"
"post-marriage" (is 32)
"Bojack Horseman"
"piano"
"when little zest is down he's down"
"...so we just found some other stuff to do."
"we did it again this morning and we BOTH CAME"
"Like I used to jerk off 3 times before every tinder date"
"return to OZrk begins describing his sex life"
and my housekeepers wonder why i don't respond when they come into the media room and find me slouched in one of the chairs waving everyone and everything away, head in hand partially collapsed in pure dejection
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lotsmoreorcs - 2016-02-07 for the redditcord im just breaking balls not trying to be actually malicious
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Old_Zircon - 2016-02-07 I mostly keep that shit to myself but it was a slow day today.
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That guy - 2016-02-07 hey neworcs
thanks for spelling that out, genius
it's always funnier when a replicant explains why it's funny
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lotsmoreorcs - 2016-02-08 just reaching at this point fat guy, im killing you bro
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lotsmoreorcs - 2016-02-08 also, was that a haiku you triple chinned shunt addict it seems like you were gracefully dipping your typing wand with every stanza
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infinite zest - 2016-02-08 I like to keep it to myself too, but since we're all talking about fappin', or not fappin' it seemed like a good time to bring up the benefits of semi-fappin'. But I'll try to save the rest of my sexual escapade stories for Steven Universe and Cyst Removal videos.
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EvilHomer - 2016-02-08 Oo, oo, maybe we could have a discussion about what Steven Universe character we'd fap to?
I'd fap to none of them, because every character except Peridot is lame.
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infinite zest - 2016-02-08 Pearl's #1 over #2 Peridot by nearly double, which doesn't really surprise me. But I am surprised that there's more Amethyst than Garnet out there. But if I had to choose I'd go with Pearl too I guess.
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Needtodestroy - 2016-02-09 "I hate hearing other guys describe their masturbation habits but Ill be damned if that's going to stop me from making others read about mine."
- infinite_zest
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That guy - 2016-02-07
What do you think this was like when he was jacking off twice a day? Vast improvement? Maybe it sounded like early Shags covering Yoko Ono??
If not, just burp your worm, dude.
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lotsmoreorcs - 2016-02-07 i bet thats what you call it fatty
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Nominal - 2016-02-07
So where are all the totally shredding rock god priests?
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Shanghai Tippytap - 2016-02-07
i wonder how much of these miracles are really just the result of a small feeling of self-actualization stemming from actually putting your mind to something and succeeding to some small degree
but hey if they need a magic potion to achieve their dreams so be it
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Old_Zircon - 2016-02-07 Are you implying that Nofap positivising your negative aura and giving you superpowers is anything less than scientifically proven fact?
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lotsmoreorcs - 2016-02-07 our old high school football coach used to tell us not to jack off before games, and we made it to states in the Orange Dome....for whatever its worth
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Accidie - 2016-02-07
He's not too bad, but I bet he was better at masturbating.
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HarrietTubmanPI - 2016-02-07 He can't even tune his guitar or match the pitches he's trying to sing that well.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-02-07 I'll give him a pass on tuning because most acoustic guitars have terrible intonation and somehow doubt he's hat a properly compensated saddle made for that thing.
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Two Jar Slave - 2016-02-07 >>I'll give him a pass on tuning because most acoustic guitars have terrible intonation and somehow doubt he's hat a properly compensated saddle made for that thing.
Somehow, that's the wankiest thing in this whole thread.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-02-07 I make guitars, I can't help it.
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Old_Zircon - 2016-02-07 There's literally no such thing as a guitar that plays in tune - it's physically impossible for a fretted instrument to be in tune across its entire range. But some are more in tune than others.
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That guy - 2016-02-07 You might say he's all hat ( •_•) and no saddle (⌐□_□).
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Two Jar Slave - 2016-02-07 It's okay, OZ. The truth is I've been waiting three NoFap videos to make that joke.
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