"I don't know, Mr. Putin. Where's the rest of you?"

What colour is your palanquin?

That was weird.

And only mildly interesting.

So what do you guys think is in Long Devil's briefcase?

My guess is it's stuffed with some of those CIA-drugs that Long Devil blew the whistle on back in the 80s, with little fanfare and absolutely no consequences for anyone involved. He and Putin will have a party, as they discuss Syria and the future of Islamic Gladio operations in and around Russia's sphere of influence.

DILDO NIGHT AT CAPE IDOKAPAS

He's spoiled by the suitcases of uranium Hillary used to bring him.

It's actually a pretty brutal burn because Carter was ruined by the press for carrying his own luggage.

Also, did Kerry just insinuate he was going to fuck Putin in the ass with a strapon? That's how I heard it at least.