Trump - one of those millionaires from The Flintstones that had pterodactyls for air conditioning

Cruz - awful soulless muppet, lets horrible ladies fall through holes

Kasich - like a pinata full of chorizo, you just don't know what's inside

Rubio - he was so soft, so voluptuous. his estrogen levels were immense.

Fiorina - horrible lady who falls through holes, friend of awful soulless muppets

Carson - literally guilty of literal, absolutely verifiable graft

She still fell slower than HP's stock price.

Divertor truly owns the Republican primaries this year.

The crew told her that combining two stages in near identical states of failure wouldn't magically make one great stage, but no, she knew what she was doing!

And he's out!

Carly Fiorina joined the Cruz campaign just in time to lay off the entire campaign staff.