She's an expert about a thing she can't spell.

Two things:
1. The best you can realistically hope for is a cosmetic only change. I feel for people who've been cut, but it's kinda too late.

2. Your husband doesn't enjoy sex with you because you're kind of an off-putting lady. It's got nothing to do with his lack of cobra hood.

3. Comfussated.

Dicks don't belong anywhere near that mouth.

I went through the "I wish I had a foreskin" phase, and asked my mom why she decided to have me circumcised. She said 1)As a nurse she had seen way too many things go wrong with foreskins and believed I'd be healthier without it, 2) women of her generation preferred it, so she believed she was making me more attractive to my future wife, & 3) there's no real evidence that it has an objectively negative impact on the male sexual experience. I considered her response, and while I don't necessarily agree completely with her reasoning, I decided that she made the best decision she could under the circumstances. I decided to just not worry about it any more. My penis is just fine, and I'm happy with it the way it is. I think some men get really worked up over it and just get obsessed with the idea that something was taken from them that they can never get back, and it's not a healthy attitude and they get really unpleasant over the whole thing. That being said, if I ever have a son I have no intention of having him circumcised.