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Gmork - 2016-07-23

5 cringe-induced stars.

Cena_mark - 2016-07-23

Ben Affleck is killing it in the role of Bruce Stark.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2016-07-25

Even if the Flash is very fast, wouldn't grabbing a spinning razor blade mid-air still cut the soft tendons connecting his thumb and forefinger?

Nikon - 2016-07-23

That didn't look quite as horrible as Batman v Superman. So, some points for that.

dairyqueenlatifah - 2016-07-24

Exactly what I thought. Still looks so heartless and void of fun though.

Aquaman looks cooler than Batman. How does that even happen?

William Burns - 2016-07-24

The first step is to set the bar real low, so that means the hard part has already been done.

SolRo - 2016-07-24

I hoped BvS would be good based on the first trailer (that didn't have any hints of a monster or Wonder Woman shoehorning)

This one has robbed me of all hope.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-07-24

Here we go again, with another fucking trailer for the internet to drive itself crazy with over the next. 15 months.

Five stars for looiking better than the Wonder Woman trailer.

Born in the RSR - 2016-07-23

There's still something stilted and lifeless in the direction. I keep thinking this should work, but it somehow still falt.

StanleyPain - 2016-07-24

This made me howl with laughter and I honestly was not going into this wanting to hate it. This looks so fucking stupid it's mindboggling. It's like if AV Club or something made a parody video of a modern "Edgy" DC movie.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2016-07-25

I LOVE the new DC movies purely as unintentional comedies. I'm not saying that to be smug or wave my nerd street cred: So far, I have literally fallen out of my seat laughing in both movies multiple times.

I mean, look at how casually Batman tosses a razor blade at a child's skull to make a point. What if that was, like, the Flash's brother Larry and the Flash was upstairs in the bathroom? The kid would just be convulsing on the ground, spitting up blopd, and Bruce would calmly get back in the chair, waiting for BARRY Allen to come back down.

Anaxagoras - 2016-07-24

Awww man. I had high hopes for Aquaman at least; I really dug his new outfit, and Jason Momoa is the shit. But he was the worst element in this Shit Stew.

Well, as always, I kinda sorta withhold judgement until the damn movie actually comes out. And yet.... I'm feeling kinda judgy about this movie.

Bort - 2016-07-24

That's not Aquaman, that's Namor, just under a different name.

It's tough being Aquaman; he ought to be perceived as terrifyingly powerful, but usually he's standing next to a Kryptonian or a Martian so he rarely gets his due. And he doesn't occasionally turn villain like Namor does, so it's hard to see him as potentially dangerous.

Bort recommends: keep Aquaman far away from the Justice League; put him on a team with other second-stringers (Green Arrow, a less powerful Martian Manhunter (i.e. one without any of Superman's powers), etc) and let him be the powerhouse you call on for anything other than world-threatening villains. And he doesn't have to have a bad attitude; the 90s ended the other year.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-07-25

>>That's not Aquaman, that's Namor, just under a different name.

It just hit me that Lex Luthor in Superman V Batman is inspired by Heath Ledger's Joker. What a horrible fucking idea.

The Wonder Woman trailer has convinced me that the angry fanboys were right. Nobody needs a female Thor.

Bort - 2016-07-25

Wonder Woman shouldn't be Xena. Or if she is Xena, she needs to temper that with compassion. Even the old TV show got that right.

I am not opposed to a female Thor, but I am kind of opposed to how Mjolnir-worthiness has now been opened up to pretty much anyone. ("Nurses are brave too!")

bawbag - 2016-07-24

This plus the 'killing joke' adaptation are just sad. DC should just call it a day at this point.

Hooker - 2016-07-24

Why is everyone and everything still filthy and dispirited and wretched like this is a Holocaust movie? Didn't they learn their lesson yet?

William Burns - 2016-07-24

If it LOOKED fun, people might expect it to BE fun.

Bootymarch - 2016-07-24

They learned their lesson all right. baman v piderman took in almost a billion dollars globally.

William Burns - 2016-07-24

Thanks, China!

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-07-24

That lesson being: in order to be Christopher Nolan, one must first be Christopher Nolan. Literal Christopher Nolan.

Sexy Duck Cop - 2016-07-25

In Suicide Squad, ot turns out the Joker's master plan is to steal all the world's showers, and in a biterly dark twist, he succeeds, setting up Justice League Part Alpha: How We Tried To Get The Showers Back From The Joker And Failed.

Coming in 2019.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2016-07-24

Why is Rob Zombie playing Aquaman?

Sexy Duck Cop - 2016-07-25

Why does Aquaman look like a hillbilly rapist

Sexy Duck Cop - 2016-07-25

This needs a "Seanbaby" tag way more than a "Batfleck".

EvilHomer - 2016-07-25

That's not Rob Zombie, that is Khal Drogo from GoT.

Personally I always thought he'd make the perfect Kratos, but Aquaman will do for now.

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