His dad looks like Jerry Orbach

It's timeless. That's what it is. Timeless.

can't tell if this or the ninja turtle one is better. maybe the poo thing makes this better.

Magnets in the head? Reminds me of Alex Chiu.

"And these are the (semen encrusted) fan pillows..."

the 700lb guy and this are why the terrorists hate America.

Am I seeing this correctly? Twin side braided rattails? Also: Baby Phat

The growing realisation that they really were rattails changed my life forever.

Mr. Socks was not impressed.

James St. James only wishes he was this queer. Thus, this must be a joke.

He'd give Paul Lynde a run for his money.

I would SWEAR his mom is the lady that sent that porno to Steve Vai back in the day.

I was shocked that he doesn't get out much. Just shocked.

Obsessive fans aren't very exciting, but ultra-queer + fandom = win.

Five stars because the 'WTF' expression on the cat's face at -4:38 says everything that needs to be said about this video.

This guy should fight that TMNT chick.

I spent ,000 on this collection. Most people would find this impressive. "Impressive"? Does he even know what that word means.

Yet another "so glad I'm not this person" POE moment.