Came very close to submitting this one instead of the Finding Nemo one. Nemo had the edge with the dental office themed front seat and mural on the underside.
I took this trip from Garden Grove
Smelled like Chewbacca inside the van
Oh yeah, this ain't no funky vanning party
Vader quotes on the doors
It gets so real sometimes
Let me show you inside
It's got a microwave, got a VCR
It's got a 360, oh, and a wet bar.
Oh yeah! "If you only knew the power of the dark side,"
I think that line is from Episode Five
Or Two!
Have a look around in the back
All that you can see is chromed
Done in my garage, 'cause my wife don't mind
Waterbed from the '70s, all the lovin' I've found
Pulled over for no reason, cop wanted to look around.
It's Luke!
It's a whole Stormtrooping crew
It's snackholders inside the van
Cooled by the AC unit fan
Sitting in a captain's chair
There's more diamondplate over there
Storage under the bed
Bumper's made of table legs
Got the original vinyl roof
Corvette wing mirrors too.
All these things I do
They're waiting for you.
I wish Hot Wheels would do something worthwhile with the Star Wars license like making a 1:64 scale version of this van instead of just squandering it on peg-warming character cars.