|Anaxagoras - 2016-09-30 |
What... you mean read those things with all those words? Pffft. Sounds like work. I'd rather watch a meandering, chatty video where some dipshit gives his pet theories.
That's much more reliable.
|chumbucket - 2016-09-30 |
In the 3 minutes this ran I think my neck spouted beard hair.
|StanleyPain - 2016-09-30 |
I can see the average LOTR viewer having mountains of questions that are not answered in the film...the movie is bad at explaining a lot of crucial things, but why Frodo has to leave Middle Earth is explained IN THE FUCKING MOVIE.
Yes, but who has time to listen to all those LOOK! SQUIRREL!
For someone trying to do the "HAHA LOZ RANDOM FUNNY YOUTUBER" bit, I'm surprised he didn't bring up the classic "why didn't they just fly the ring to Mt. Doom with the eagles?" bit.
Sanest Man Alive
The gist I got from reading it way back when was that they wanted to keep a low profile above all else, which is why they only picked nine knuckleheads for such a critical escort job instead of a proper army. Probably why they didn't just take the damned eagles either (and you know,tempting a proud, powerful creature with the fucking One Ring for the entire flight over probably wouldn't have been a hot idea). Really, being able to ruse an all-seeing evil right until the end was the only reason they even succeeded at all.
Or you could just read the books.
|fedex - 2016-09-30 |
more like Trollkien, amirite?
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