It was really convenient in 2004 when both candidates were in the same secret club in college.

Hillary and The Donald had a long history of friendship prior to the kayfabe run-up to Electomania. They're frequent guests on Loli Island, and while Don was generally looked down upon by the Billionaire Oldboys Club for being "new money" and a bit of a boor, I'm willing to bet that the Clintons pulled some strings and let Trump in on the fun.

Incidentally, Cena, I told you I live up the street from that Bush/Kerry secret clubhouse, right? They've got a Pokestop there now. Lots of Ghost type Pokemon.

I don't think you told me that. Will they let you inside? See if they really do have Geronimo's bones.

Yeah, it's a little building right next to the Yale Art Gallery. They will not let me inside, but when the Revolution starts it will be my first looting spot, and I will be sure to grab Geronimo's bones for you.

If you were to take his bones, I don't want them. See that his people get them back.
I'll bet Yale kids are the worst. Back in my bouncing days the Emory students were the most annoying little shits to come to my bar followed by the Georgia Tech dweebs.