DrinkyBot

It;s negative pareto-optimal robotics engineering: it floats as well as a walking robot, but walks as well as a flying robot.
Not for use in buildings with forced-air heating.

"Hey! Check out our useless robot."

"I'm sorry, did you say 'useless robot'?"

"I sure did!"

"..."

"Neat, huh?"

"I guess you could use it for something."

"Oh, fuck no. We made sure it couldn't do any good for anyone."

"How much money did you spend developing it?"

"Oh, a fuck-ton. But you know, it's not just about money. There's also the massive amount of time we sank into it."

"You're horrible."

"I know, right? I'm trying to get another grant to develop a robot that will follow this robot around and call it a stupid faggot."

"That's...oh my god. That's just..."

"Our competitor is some stupid faggot who wants to build a robot to help the disabled."

"You...wh- That..."

"Yeah, fuck humanity!"

They'll go down in the first wave.