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7 terrible games, all for just one quarter.
This was a joystick killer on the c64.
Truth! Between this and summer games konami must have had a contract with the joystick companies!
Needs more R. Lee Ermy.
I SEE YOU LIKE CASTLEVANIA BOY! ONLY PEOPLE I KNOW WHO LIKE CASTLEVANIA ARE FAGGOTS AND ROMANIANS AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE NO ROMANIAN TO ME. WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION!
Man, it's a good thing those terrorists were only armed with the cafeteria's plastic butter knives.
A simulation of a simulation.
The only thing more pointless is paintball video games.
Also Matrix video games.
Ha ha, that's so weird! Konami making video games.
*Betsy DeVos/ Erik Prince joke*
Speaking of which, is anyone stoked that Blackwater is taking over the federal Education system? I sure am! Trump and Blackwater, putting the Corps back in Common Core!
Congratulations....Nick...you are now a...man!
And those little boys that nobody liked grew up to be... Contra.
Where's the mini-game of beating up the fat recruit with pillowcases full of soap bars?
Fake. Drill sergeants don't call you by your first name.