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this crab is a stupid piece of shit
He will be removed from the gene pool. With butter.
What an asshole.
Hahahaha! Hey everyone, this dumbfuck crab is eating farts!
Well...they WERE shiny!
Crab shaming... what have we become?
Good thing he's 5,000 feet below the surface otherwise I would cook boil his ass!
Don't be mean, guys. We've all had days like this.
Adorable milk mustache on a crabbo.
Hear me out, sub people, I dream of methane!
(reference quiz begins NOW)
The preload image is definitely a McDonald's cheeseburger with legs. And man, check out that expression of self-loathing.
Even crabs are not immune to the current cultural fad of some asshole with a camera documenting every embarrassing moment in the lives of others to post on line and mock before a global community.
A global community which seeks out the weaknesses of others to try and ward of the despair that comes when they contemplate their own existences in a vast and meaningless cosmos.
A community who's soul is gnawed at daily by the knowledge that their value is quantified by their energy input-to-data manipulation ratio plus their salvagable carbon content.
Yup, crab hates millennials too.