I really like this video because I think the cheesy shit animation goes perfectly with the idiotic interpretation. To take Revelations literally, you have to believe the omnipotent creator is putting on this amazing 80's metal album cover display of power just before cursing all non-believers to an eternity of suffering.

It points to a big motivation in the psychology of the religious. Someday, for no other reason than how it makes me feel believing it will happen, I will finally have vindication for my beliefs. As God scares the shit out of everyone for no good reason, we will both suddenly know that I am the King of Being Right and Lord of I Told You So, and you will feel really sorry and bad for being such a piece of shit who disagreed with me.

God is such drama queen.

I've completely lost count of how many times the antichrist has showed up, Jesus has returned, and the world has ended in my lifetime.

Although to be fair at least one of those times wasn't the Christianistas calling it. I'm looking at you New Age MAYANS 2012 faggots.