So where's all the gold we were promised?

Martian dust devils, I am honestly so happy we get to see this stuff sent back by our precursor kill-bots.

QUICK SOMEONE KILL IT.

It looks so much more inviting than earth Elon, I can't wait to colonize it.

Here's an interesting story. I met a Native American woman who works as a professional story teller who was contacted by NASA to advise them on the Native American perspective in the space program. She mentioned that the preferred native term is whirlwind rather than dust devil, and NASA complied with that in their documentation.

Where is the "kaboom?" There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering "KABOOM!"