Eric Roberts is everybody's favorite D-list character actor.

Yeah, it's not film quality but this is REALLY ambitious for a Syfy budget movie.

You can't tell me a rubber suit would have looked worse than that.

Can't help but think some of this was attempting to look like Harryhausen style animation.

Also, the stars are for when he changes scales between shots Jabberjaw style.

Oh my God there is so much to love about this, I don't even know where to begin.

The voice actor who must have had to just roar for two hours straight.

The historical setting which makes it a lot more (wonderfully) ridiculous.

Making out over his dead body.

The bad Russian dub adds extra flavor!

This was conspicuously absent from the history texts. The only thing that would have been better is if the Cyclops remembered how to speak in a crisp English accent and contemplated his existence before getting all killed finally and delivers a rousing ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED SPEECH before killing the emperor. And which emperor was that? Was that the one that mysteriously disappeared from history who only had the job for 2 years?

It made me sad when the cyclops was killed.

Children hands are like spinach to him.