All my stars for poster name, comment, and video content synergy.

Women?

Still less punishing than trying to figure out a nice way to ask your partner to, uhh, put your teeth behind your lips or something?

I am a third degree blackbelt in Shaolin Iron Dong.

To save anyone else the trouble:

http://tin yurl.com/kdk4jb8

hideous!

I'll just save this for later. PS does poetv fuck up tinyurl links now too?

Your mom.

I don't think I've ever closed my eyes when I'm going down on someone. I have enough trouble doing anything down there with my eyes open!

Don't they make those water wiggly toys anymore? You know, those things that look like a Mobius strip and a water balloon had a baby?

I remember they came out when I was 13 and within a month, every teen boy in America had learned how to use them as blowjob simulators.

a lot cheaper than a robot and far less likely to peel the skin off your cock.

Binro, I had never heard of what you're talking about, so I Googled and ended up on Amazon.

Customer Questions:

"Is there a hole in the middle of these?"

"Could onr [sic] stick an object of a 5 inch diameter in the center?"


Well, I guess you learn something every day, if you're lucky...

https://www.am azon.com/Water-Snake-Wigglies-inch-Colors/dp/B004USMJSY

Is this your fault?

http://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/racine-school-disputes-sex -toy-story-claims-students-sexualized-water-snake-wigglies

Hey, you give any boy going through puberty a toy that has a hole in it, you know what's going to happen.

I once got off using a N64 rumble pack. I think Blast Corps froze up and the thing was just vibrating until I reset the system, so when in Rome I guess.

"many of the students sexualized the use of these toys, which was a disruption to learning that could not be ignored"

As someone who has long fantasized about getting blown in the Sno-cat depot of McMurdo Station, I gotta say this commercial sold me.

Stars, ffs.