I'm sure they have BBQs after these demonstrations.

Either way it's important to test the effectiveness of these weapons.

They've been field tested on apostates for generations!

One look at the owner, and you know Cold Steel has a staff position for "BBQ Pitmaster"

I'm sure it's already happened and just didn't make national news.

An organization I was involved with in my youth had several incidents, albeit only minor injuries and nuts who make fairly serious false accusations that bring down the law. Some lady had a ruling go against her, so she convinced the sheriff that she'd murdered her non-existent infant and buried him on the property we had been renting to burn us.

It worked.

I have a difficult time believing nobody else ever had any problems, understanding the sorts of adults that kind of thing draws.

Could you lay that one out for us Nappy? How did you get burned by her confessing to a murder?

I'd imagine something along the lines of a group of keystone cops with shovels being led around by a crazy person.

I hope you had the good sense to blast "Yakety Sax" on the home stereo to accompany the proceedings.

What SolRo said. The property owners were not too happy about the cops coming and hassling them/digging shit up. The event runners had to practically beg them to continue renting to us, and even then they jacked up the rates to force us out.

It was a nice, private place in the mountains that was ideal for what we were doing. I stopped going soon after, but the last time I went they were basically having events in some guys old corn field.

I hope that those cops at least used the Cold Steel Special Forces Shovel when they tried digging up that imaginary infant corpse.