John Holmes Motherfucker - 2018-03-15
I once saw this amazing vehicle in a Target parking lot. It was a van, pink with a white interior. Completely covered in Hello Kitty icons. If I can't remember all the details of the vehicle, it's probably because the next thing I saw was the owner of the vehicle, approaching from inside the store, and she was unforgettable. Imagine a percectly stunning 20-something Japanese woman with perfect medium-sized breasts in a Hello Kitty tshirt with cotton-candy pink hair. I passed by without staring too much, a decision I frankly regret.
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