All my stars goes to the hecklers. They are masters at their craft.

Don't go defending those Toms.

Quit saying 'Uncle Toms,' you fucking idiot.

I'm not supposed to use that word? Even on Colion Noir?

I wouldn't. Lots of people suffer from cognitive dissonance and dumb opinions, I don't think you should bring race into your criticism, especially justifiable criticism. I don't think you're a racist or an asshole, but if I hadn't known you, I would definitely assume so. I mean, it's not far off from calling someone a house nigger. It's a label that seems especially arrogant and hypocritical when tossed around by liberals.

I'm being genuine. Just might want to rethink that one, m8.

What if its Colion Noir doing the Carton?

This guy would piss his pants if someone darker than a paper bag shouted at him.

He did like five push-ups in a video titled "WATCH OUT ANTIFA."

A mighty man indeed!

This reminds me of a MADTV skit.

https://youtu.be/CSActl9dxi0

Nah, a Tranny. Like if RuPaul walked up and just ripped it and said "there you go, Snowflake" and then walked away while something exploded behind him.

The idea of folding it in half and putting it in the trashcan seems completely beyond him.

I'm actually surprised at how well he handled the situation. Between his utter failure and the hecklers, I'd have expected a full-on breakdown including crying and flailing.

Also: I'd never heard of these "proud boys" until now, but apparently (in addition to not masturbating), they need to get punched by others until they can name 5 cereals? Is this a case of Wikipedia bombing? Either way, it's fascinating.

When looking for this video on youtube I came across videos where the Proud Boys were proclaiming victory, yet this will be the most memorable image from that event. It's a clear defeat because of this sad little man.

I'm not really sure how the hell they could claim a victory, as it was a seriously pathetic turnout. They teamed up with Patriot Prayer (another band of dipshits based in Portland), and together they did their best impression of a walking, talking Youtube comment section. At least they got the name right, they're certainly not men.

These types will ALWAYS claim victory. Reality is not an obstacle.

I was pretty sure Gavin got spooked after the Charlottesville thing last year, and disowned, or at least majorly distanced himself from the proud boys. I could be wrong, since I'd be seriously surprised that the proud boys would still be a thing if their aging hipster god king wasn't there to provide them with talking points to parrot.

He's an attention whore, and the only thing that spooks him is losing followers. I can't think of anyone else who has managed to ring the Dumb Fucking Cunt Bell from both extremes of the political spectrum.

He didn't distance himself from the proud boys, but he claimed the proud boys were Nazis.