This fuckin' guy.

‘...but enough about your mom.’

"Like a fat hooker pissing all over me. Oh, yeah!"

He told former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, on the new Trinity Broadcasting Network show "Huckabee," that the crowd was "having fun" and urging him to throw the paper towels. Trump added that the media had not covered the incident fairly.

"They had these beautiful, soft towels. Very good towels," Trump said. "And I came in and there was a crowd of a lot of people. And they were screaming and they were loving everything. I was having fun, they were having fun. They said, 'Throw 'em to me! Throw 'em to me Mr. President!'"

Jonathan Safran Foer is kinda phoning it in these days.