Jesus christ can we get a mesh platform between the human and the rotors? This thing is a human-juicer.

Of course, "safety" was a communist conspiracy back then, no doubt.

I call the chunks

Exy calls for the Human Juicer tag, I agree!

I assume it's only real world application would be scatter the neighbors raked leaf pile.

If this thing ran into you it'd cut you in two at the knees and your torso would get progressively juiced as you fell into it. Your living, screaming head would have a split second to appreciate the total magnificence of your death before a propeller blade bisected it and shot your misted brains all over your cheering friends.