Merkel called- She said "nein."

Theresa May: Still in power because the only person who seriously wants the job of PM at this point is Jacob Rees-Mogg and even the Tories aren't quite so far gone to select a man who could be an Andy Kaufman level satire of a Tory MP.

it's crazy how similar looking may and merkel are

Perfection.

This is a delight.