Millennials are all morons. I heard on TV that some of them ate Tide Pods.
Now, back to taking my expensive mystery vitamins that I voted to have deregulated and without fraud enforcement, which I'm only taking without knowing whats in them because TV ads with celebrities told me that was good. Why would I ever listen to doctors or scientists, they're the ones who tell me lies about global warming and how there's more than two genders!