Kermit is a soft symbol that capitalist oppression is acceptable, a smiling face over a disgusting maw that consumes the poor.

That's cause politics is the only thing remaining that really shocks and offends us. 10 years ago we were shocked by furries. Someone would post a video from a furry convention and we'd go on and on about what losers they are. Now we're like, "Meh, not gonna kink shame the furries."

Right but can’t we just enjoy weird things that have been lost from mainstream consciousness?

Sure, but like many others I just dont have anything to say about this. Yip, that's Kermit, I remember the Muppets.

No more a fussin and a feudin, ya’ll.