Easily one of the creepiest stories Lovecraft wrote. So much dread.

So the colour from space is really shades of ee00ff?? The locals can’t describe it because none of them know the word ‘magenta’?

This is my favorite Lovecraft story, so I've got high hopes for this one.

Let's try something different next, how about an adaption of Lovecraft's "Sweet Ermengarde"

"But these tender passages, sacred though their fervour, did not pass unobserved by profane eyes; for crouched in the bushes and gritting his teeth was the dastardly ’Squire Hardman! When the lovers had finally strolled away he leapt out into the lane, viciously twirling his moustache and riding-crop, and kicking an unquestionably innocent cat who was also out strolling.
"Curses!" he cried — Hardman, not the cat — "I am foiled in my plot to get the farm and the girl!"

Looks like when you copy-paste your essay from 10 different sources and slightly change the words.

Man, that old guy sounds like Tommy Chong.