|yogarfield - 2019-12-04 |
This is so funny if you pretend that he's taking his Voight-Kampff test, and his baseline is :20-42.
"Tell me only the good things about you mother, Mr Bidden."
"Oh, she was everything with the bells on. I used to play with her leg hair. But kids these days, oh boy, let me tell you, they don't know how good an ice cold Coca Cola is on a hot Mach after noon. But you gals don't know anything about that. I used to work Ricardo Montalbán"
"Okay, Mr Bidden, that's enough."
"They used to make snakes out of real snakes."
"Okay, Mr Bidden! You can stop now!"
|Old_Zircon - 2019-12-04 |
I almost posted this the other day, it's a masterpiece.
How goes it OZ? I don't come around her as often as I used to.
|BHWW - 2019-12-05 |
"...and he said, 'everybody know me...my name Corn Pop'."
Just looking at this again, Biden must be a nightmare to try and handle while on the trail. I bet after 6:00 pm the delusions and babble get even worse.
"I, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, my leg hair was very, uh, you know, sensual. With the children. I love touching children, and I love it when children touch me. Especially underwater. That's, that's, that's really hot stuff. Um, wow, it's great to see all the people out here today, all the blacks and human beings to see me. I tell you, Corn Pop would be proud."
|Space Odin - 2019-12-05 |
Still waiting for his story about how Corn Pop helped his Joe and his fellow Jets take on the Sharks.
Joe would tell you, but he's got rheumatoid arthritis in his snapping fingers.
|That guy - 2019-12-06 |
jesus f. christ
|Discordia - 2019-12-06 |
He tells it like it is.
|The Mothership - 2019-12-10 |
He's got a speech impediment.
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