so at this point i'm just going to assume that the matrix bullet-dodge is a sexual thing because it refuses to die even an undignified death

my five stars are for the unsettling neon hellscape devoid of life representing china

also am i allowed to bet that this will be localized in order to teach chinese loyalty values to uighur children or is that too cynical

The look is pretty high quality honestly, I'll bet these sorts of movies are made on fractions of the art budget of something from pixar.

::partially takes place in china-analogue::

::shows ninjas::

I don't get how there's a market for shit knockoff kids animated movies. Kids of this age bracket will watch anything a hundred times. Why not just watch Frozen or Toy Story for the 500th time instead of this? It's not even like any other product where the generic knockoff brand is cheaper.