You're a super pooper Cooper

Google Image search: Baboon Dog Syndrome
Has occurred in other animals, too

Imagine the ease of parking.

hey where'd your legs go
they just out of frame?
pelvis a no show
existence is pain

barking and a running hey hey
slidin and a slumpin
in the dewy doggy park with
our body's a stump and you

my short-spined dog

you my short-spined dog

(did you know van morrison is still alive, i had to check your'are welcome)