"This is about as watchable as me reading Gravity's Rainbow backwards while doing a nude Al Jolson impression on Monday Night Football." - Dennis Miller, probably.

But seriously, fuck Dennis Miller.

Dennis Miller is so terribly unfunny it's sad

I despise him.

He's less relevant than those 50 year old Moe Howard interviews I posted.

meh.

I don't want to get off on a rant, but fuck Dennis Miller.

The career path of every conservative idiot comedian;

Start out struggling like every other comic

Craft your jokes to your audience to gain acceptance and popularity

Get famous for a while doing generally popular material

Decide one day that you're so important now that you can spout off your stupid conservative views as "jokes" and no longer have to read the room.

Lose fame and popularity

Start doing the conservative talk show circuit whining about how comedy is dead and everyone is too sensitive.

Has anybody said Fuck Dennis Miller yet? It needs to be said more.