I will say the amount of casual drug taking this video promotes will guarantee that you'll never leave your couch for life.

I vaguely recall seeing this playing at the place my parents rented-to-own our TV and eventually our first VHS player from.

The place also had washers, dryers, refrigerators & dishwashers you could rent-to-own.

SuperBeta. It's like Beta, but moreso. (™)