First 5 minutes of Half-Life 3 looking real good!

I'm sure the Garfield license wasn't cheap, but with all the product placement I wonder if they broke even on it.

God help me I saw "Kennywood" but my brain realized "Dollywood" and I think it's time to start drinking now

This is peak crap-artistry.

Tangential brag because of naming rights:

There's a similar boat ride at Six Flags over Georgia called the Monster Mansion. I have a "life-long ban" because my friends and I snuck in with pockets full of stones and treated the whole thing like a shooting gallery.

I would love to do the same in this, and when security tries to drag me out I would scream that they're going to rue the day they kicked out the son of Jim Davis.