WHAT...THE...FUCK

I've never seen ANYTHING like that

isnt this lady on david ledderman?

if it wasnt for her holes, she would be completely useless.

The semi-sexy judge with the huge forehead laughs like a hyena.

Even Simon thought it was hot. Then again, he wears nipple covers.

Someone notify Angle Grinder Man immediately, for we have at last found him a worthy mate.

Well, britain's got boredom and resources, apparently.

Lucy Lawless + Blackie Lawless

now she must rap-battle opera man and six year old for control of the island

She's adorable. "300 quid a night? I'm in there! I learnt that in me back garden!"

Slightly homely women in leather jumpers attacking themselves with angle grinders to techno. This is the seamy underside of the british cultural subconscious. At least it isn't Japan, I guess.

...good to see that asshole from American Idol doing something semi-worthwhile for a change...

Who will win? The retarded dude who sings opera or the skag who takes a powersaw to her crotch?

I submitted this at work and forgot to sign in so it says anonymous. I couldn't figure out what part of this act was "talent"... Then the reaction from the judges wasn't what I expected, at all.