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Aernaroth2 - 2020-09-09

Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm.


Adjuvant - 2020-09-09

Have loved the David Lynch version since I was a kid. I'm all in on this one even though the trailer is silent on the presence of creepy, poorly-dubbed little girls shouting "For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!"


Lef - 2020-09-09

I think part 2 will have Alia of the Knife.

The David Lynch still has the best looking stillsuits.


duck&cover - 2020-09-09

"Urine and feces … are processed in the thigh pads."

I will always use that quote whenever I see anything Dune related.


Gamara II - 2020-09-11

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Nominal - 2020-09-09

This...does not look good. Cringey on the nose dialog, little sloppy things like the gom jabbar not being anywhere close to pressed against Paul's neck which robs the scene of tension.

Let's see the screenwriters *imdb search*

Oh my god, Jon Spaihts and Eric Roth. The writers of Prometheus, Passengers, Benjamin Button, Forrest Gump, and ALEX KURTZMAN'S THE MUMMY.

Oh wow is this going to suck.


Hazelnut - 2020-09-10

I'll watch the shit out of this. Actually much closer visually than the Lynch movie to how I imagined Dune when I first read the books.

Yeah the quotes are pretty cringe, but I remember once being really worried by the Lord of the Rings trailer because it selected the most cringe-inducing lines ("Even the smallest creature can change the course of history" -- eughhh).


Nominal - 2020-09-10

The look of the stillsuits was the one thing that bugged me about the Lynch version.

The Fremen were a hidden guerilla force that popped in and out of the desert. The suits were obviously meant to blend in with the environment. They stood out like sore thumbs and could have been seen for miles with Lynch's black suits.

Out of all the cheap, shitty costumes of the mini-series, the stillsuits were the one thing it did better.


Two Jar Slave - 2020-09-09

This looks like a just-okay adaptation of a book/series that is basically unadaptable. A big part of the point of Dune is its playful subversion of the typical "destined hero" story. If you remove that aspect from Dune and turn it into a thrilling blockbuster, well, Star Wars already got there forty years ago.


Nominal - 2020-09-09

What was playfully subversive about Dune? It was a standard 3 act hero's journey. The only slight twist was the inevitable doom & gloom jihad Paul knew he had set into motion. That was anything but playful.

Anything playful about Dune was put there by David Lynch.


Two Jar Slave - 2020-09-09

C'mon, the whole "destined leader" mythos was intentionally seeded by bene gesserats on hundreds of worlds (with culturally-appropriate modifications) to make use of when and as needed, but at the same time they actually DID create a quasi-messiah, but sort of by accident, who then turns out to be Space Hitler (Paul's own comparison).

That's pretty "out there" compared to a typical YER A WIZARD HARRY-type blockbuster.

Also, "three act hero's journey" is


Two Jar Slave - 2020-09-09

... not how I would describe Dune at all, not least because books don't really have Acts, and Joseph Campbell's heroic journey thing (which is mostly a crap oversimplification in the first place) had about twelve stages, not three. It's been a while since I read my big illustratrated coffee table version of the hero with a thousand faces, though.

People chuck those terms around to describe hack Hollywood stories, mostly.


Lef - 2020-09-09

Frank Herbert's Adult Beefswelling is as close to playful as he ever got.

He certainly subverted the Destined Hero's story. Twice.

the 3 acts of Dune
- Boy in a strange new land
- Boy flees into wilderness and becomes a Man.
- Man returns and crushes his enemies
with each act having several stages.

Now I suggest we get together and play board games.


garcet71283 - 2020-09-09

I'm more hoping these two movies do well enough to warrant Dune Messiah and Children of Dune.


Meerkat - 2020-09-09

Doon. Arruckus. Dessert planet.


Two Jar Slave - 2020-09-10

I was wrong about everything I said earlier, but I'm right about this: Kyle MacLachlan had better Atreides hair.


Nominal - 2020-09-10

The Dune sequels never happened, Garcet.


garcet71283 - 2020-09-11

While I agree about everything post-Frank Herbert, I liked Dune Messiah the most. It’s the Empire Strikes Back of the series.


Two Jar Slave - 2020-09-11

I just read Messiah for the first time this month, and it has certainly changed my understanding of the series. I liked it, but I can't really imagine a film adaptation of a novel that consists of scene after scene of characters having meetings while being hyper-aware of the secret undercurrents in each other's every utterance and facial tic.

As for Empire... I'd say Messiah is closer to Last Jedi in terms of taking a beloved hero and turning him into an asshole, but really Star Wars has never even come close to doing anything as bold and unpleasant as Messiah.

Maybe the prequels? But Vader was always a villain. Messiah is like watching Luke Skywalker kill and then become Palpatine. It's pretty great!


betamaxed - 2020-09-09

No pugs no ticket purchase. F A I L


BHWW - 2020-09-10

All trailers look like this now, and why do so many male protagonists in film now look like Sweeney Todd.


Nominal - 2020-09-10

The slow blade cuts the hair.


The Mothership - 2020-09-11

5 stars for Nominal! You win the Internet today!


TeenerTot - 2020-09-10

No Sting no thing.


ashtar. - 2020-09-10

stop remaking things


Binro the Heretic - 2020-09-10

Hell, I'll give it a watch.


exy - 2020-09-10

Maybe it'll do well enough for a spinoff on the INSIDIOUS ORDOS, at which point I assume Frank Herbert's body will spontaneously rise from its grave and kill ever' mothafuckin body.


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