uuuggghhh. They made the wrong guy squeal like a pig.

I shoulda been a conservative. Apparently it automatically grants major powers of divination, turns you into an expert epidemiologist and criminologist, etc.

Even more funny than his performance in "Anaconda."

Please let this stay funny, please let this stay funny, please

One more space filled on my FASCIST BINGO card.

Jesus did that guy waste his whole life over his insecurities after Midnight Cowboy? What a shame.

This is how these assholes talk. We all know the truth. so I'm not going to waste valuble time trying to make a case. Logical arguments don't work against Satan.

Someone please give him some time to moisten his mouth.

all it takes it a little posturing and this fucking guy will have offers to do direct-to-dumpster christian flicks like "God IS Real" and "A Christmastober Wishmas" until the motherfucking sun explodes

There's talk Trump will start his own news network.

Voight must be angling for a job there.

HOW IS JON VOIGHT GETTING OUT OF THE HOPPER AND NOT NATIONAL TREASURE ALEX TREBEK??

I love that he quotes Mohammed Ali at the end. (Chef Kiss)