Then they can't ask for training funds!

At least in my state, there's not much legal backing to the governor's orders re: covid. That is, they wouldn't hold up in court if challenged, so they don't do any legal enforcement of them. Something like that would, I believe, require an act of the legislature. I'm not sure if any states have passed anything like that.

"in my state"

When you've made up so many different backgrounds, you can't remember which state(s) you claim to be from.

Due to pressure from the liberal mainstream media, Walmart greeters are not permitted to carry firearms.

Real... wet!

i too hover around the checkout counter with a plastic bin full of water at the ready everytime i'm in a walmart

You're supposed to name the charity you're donating to BEFORE you dump the water on the head.