exy - 2021-01-08
for the MAGAts going deaf trying to pick out the dog whistles
"he said he had our backs," they try not to think. luckily, they are free from any concern about consistency in their ideas
they go back to bulk-ordering red, white and blue greasepaint, put that shit on express shipping so they can be ready in time for the 19th
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ashtar. - 2021-01-09 Genuinely interesting to see how this will play out. I kind of think that large numbers of MAGA people following him personally and creating a schism in the GOP is the best possible outcome. It would be far worse for most of them to abandon him and be ready to latch on to the next cancerous hydra head the far right throws up.
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SolRo - 2021-01-09 Hopefully a lot of republican careers get sunk for their support of an insurrection.
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decoy - 2021-01-09 Start with Josh Hawley
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Two Jar Slave - 2021-01-08
"Countless lives," eh bud? No, actually, they are being counted. Today the number is 365,000 -- rounded to the nearest thousand.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-01-08
This is like the Tour de France of backpedaling.
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exy - 2021-01-09 hahaha ***** for you sir
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Hazelnut - 2021-01-09 Those coward eyes glued to the teleprompter
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exy - 2021-01-09 It's about as minor thing as could be, but one of the many things I will enjoy about Jan 20 onward is not watching the way he shifts his shoulders as he leans his colossal weight on his lectern, turning his head to the other teleprompter. I was never supposed to know this sleaze's mannerisms so well.
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SolRo - 2021-01-08
100% chance he only made his concession because someone explained to him he could get impeached or 25’d before he could finalize all his blanket pardons for his crime family, friends and whoever pays a sufficient bribe.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-01-08
The footage that I've seen from the January 6 Trump Rally is incredibly damning. It was Trump himself who pointed the mob to the Capitol. Giuliani, the mayor of 9/11 called for "trial by combat". Rudy's winning streak continues.
I've been waiting for the definitive Trump biopic to come out, but now I'm looking forward to OLIVER STONE'S RUDY, which will probably be a better movie. For Rudy, I would cast Steve Carell. Merryl Streep could be Sidney Powell.
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exy - 2021-01-09 I was wondering yesterday how many Trump scripts Oliver Stone has written and replaced these past four years
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2021-01-08
Ladies and Gentlemen, the only US President to be impeached twice. MAGA!
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Nominal - 2021-01-08
Well shit, he's FINALLY been permanently banned from Twitter.
Those dozens of other times he glorified violence in the exact same manner? Nobody at that company has a soul.
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ashtar. - 2021-01-09
I am just sad that Joe Biden isn't alive to see this.
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Hazelnut - 2021-01-09 You used the wrong login again, Crackersmack
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teethsalad - 2021-01-09 yeah i read that tweet too, glad you came down here and copy/pasted it for us
looks like the brain trust down at the piss factory is running low on quips
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